teeVillain’s League of Dastardly Do-Badders Facebook Group July 2022
TEEVILLAIN WARZONE: OCCUPIED OUTPOST
An explosion rocked the foundation of a teeVillain broadcasting outpost as agents for the Secret World Police swooped in from all sides, taking control.
Despite teeVillain’s last-ditch effort to preserve this communication outlet, the SWP’s siege was too substantial to stop.
All hope appeared to be lost until a lone figure emerged from the shadows along the tree line, ready to mount a solo assault on these invaders.
Which of you among my league of dastardly do-badders took on the SWP single-handedly, and what weapon did you use?
Benjamin Sager:
“I speak softly .. but carry a biiiiiiiiiiiiig cosmic disseminator!! .. And a size 16 boot with the SWP’s name on it!!“
Cloaked in the shadows, he leveled the Cosmic Disseminator at the agent closest to the facility’s front entrance and pulled the trigger.
Nothing happened. No beam emanated from the device. Not even a sound. Was it turned on?
The figure checked the setting. Yes, everything was on, and the gadget was set to 11, the highest level possible.
They shook the weapon a few times, then aimed it again. As they did so, they noticed the agent was gone. Panic ensued. Were they spotted?
The bandit masks obscured their faces, which gave them a stealthy advantage, but perhaps it was not enough.
His eyes were drawn to a small mound of black sand on the ground where the agent once stood. hmm…
An unexpected gust of wind blew just then. The leaves of the surrounding trees jostled, and he saw it as if it were happening in slow motion. The outpost tilting… Collapsing… into large chunks at first. Then as those chunks hit the ground, Benjamin Sager realized the full magnitude of his actions as well as the power of the weapon he held in his hand.
All that remained of the broadcasting facility was a pile of coarse dust.
Benjamin Sager’s reward for clearing the facility of all SWP agents was deposited in his account.
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