My campaign for Global World Domination™ presents a relentless struggle, teeming with challenges and hardships. However, the moment for you, my faithful devoTee, to cast off your disguise and shoulder your due burdens is upon us.
Seize the opportunity at hand to demonstrate your unwavering allegiance to my fanatical faction and enlist yourself among the Ranks of the Wretched. Your mission, should you choose to accept, requires the collection of critical accouterments and components, the decryption of coded messages, and the breaching of classified areas, all in service to Yours Truly.
Prepare for a brutal confrontation against your nefarious peers in a merciless battle of wit and might. Completion of these Tasks strengthens my claim as Sultan over this whimsical orb known as “The World.” Should you succeed in this rigorous endeavor, you will bask in the glory of hard-won victory and rise from the ruins as one of my elite! Stand ready, for the Battle for Global World Domination™ begins now!
~ teeVillain (himself)
WHAT YOU NEED TO COMPLETE TASKS
Accouterments & Components
These intriguing items you gather play a twofold role. Directly, they amplify your efforts within my ranks, and indirectly, they harbor additional capabilities. It falls to you to unlock this latent potential right now.
Accouterments & Components are currently available in four different ways*.
- They are in every order from teeVillain (while supplies last)
- No Purchase Necessary. You can request by mail using exact instructions that need to be followed to a “T.” These details can be found in the Official Rules or in a more condensed version here.
- You may “Trade-in” authorized teeVillain Business Cards and/or Daily Stickers. These Details can also be found here.
- You may steal from friends or trade with fellow fiends!
a teeVillain Secret Decoder
With the official teeVillain Secret Decoder you will have the ability to unlock cryptic messages from yours truly.
This not only applies to the Battles ahead, but to mysteries I weave across all my social media platforms.
Secret Decoders are currently available in three different ways*.
- You can purchase an ASSEMBLED one here. (While Supplies Last)
- You can order a FREE DIY one that you assemble yourself. Just pay shipping and handling. (while supplies last)
- You can print out the FREE AT-HOME decoder.
A Cell Phone
My TASKS are transmitted to you via text notification, so there is no justification for not showing up for your assignments.
Text “TASKS” (not task) to the number below to commence your first delegation.
833-451-3372
by texting TASKS to 833-451-3372 you agree to receive automated promotional messages. This agreement is not a condition of any purchase. Terms and Privacy Policy can be found at https://www.teevillain.com/blog/terms/. You may receive up to 8 msgs/mo. Reply STOP to end or HELP for help.
Good luck my fiends… you will need it!
[maniacal laugh fades out]
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No Purchase Necessary. Visit teeVillain’s BATTLE FOR GLOBAL WORLD DOMINATION™ or see the Official Rules for details.
